Porn is love you can see.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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