It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
