Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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