I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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