people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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