I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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