Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Randomize
