Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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