Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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