it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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