the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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