Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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