Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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