talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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