Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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