we have officially lost it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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