Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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