I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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