They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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