Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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