How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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