zippers are such a cool invention
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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