sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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