When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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