Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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