It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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