that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
