I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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