make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
dude. I can hear the air.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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