I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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