i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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