Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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