even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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