She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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