But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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