why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Come share oat with me in your robe
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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