: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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