What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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