i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
