So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
