NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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