Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
