"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
