I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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