OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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