the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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