So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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