do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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