But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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