i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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