You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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